TROGGS OWN SICKNOTE MARK HARRISON BREAKS LEG IN TWO PLACES!!
Despite winning the game 1-0 Troggs took a major blow this sunday morning as stalwart wingback Mark Harrison suffered a broken leg in a collision with Brew's Luke Dolby. Harrison, never one to turn down a 50-50 lunged into the challenge with the brews winger and unfortunately came off worse. Troggs players and fans alike merely assumed that the clubs own sicknote had suffered his 7th broken nose of the season, but this time it was serious. Harrison, back at home this evening commented in a similar and remarkably jovial vane: "at least I didn't break my nose again!"
Harrison has added to the Troggs growing injury list joining Mika Windybank (broken leg), Headcorn Bob (Broken Watch), Bruce Dyer (Broken willy), Andy underdown (workitis), Pete Nayden (old-ness) and Matt Smith (rubbish legs).
Manager Paul Newman will now see his january swoop for Marcus pay dividends as he is expected to ask club captain ben gibbs to drop back in to arguably his more natural position at right wing back.
We all wish you well marky and we'll get you and micka some first division football to come back too. Good luck boys!
