AWOL Captain "Baffled by Gay Desires"

AWOL Troggs Skipper Ben Gibbs, who has not been seen for weeks, may be in hiding due to emotional turmoil. The revelation that Gibbo may infact be gay came to light when TroggsFC.co.uk received this newspaper cutting from an anonymous fan. The club are yet to have any official line on the story but it seems clear that no one knows quite where Gibbs is, but this article sounds all too familiar, Could this explain his recent behaviour? And more importanly, just which Troggs player is this good looking on field god?